About Me

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I’m a full-time worker, full-time student, and full-time haver of no free time. I’ll be 26 this year, born 6/9/1998, have two elderly cats, and spend most of my free time (which I don’t have) watching Spaceboy content, reading manga, or wasting away on my couch whilst having an existential crisis. Anyway, more about my cats below! Also, 日本語もOKですよ!

Missy

This is my firstborn, Missy. She’s my babygirl (who is 17 years old — give or take a year). She has me super stressed out lately because she is extremely old, gets constipated easily, likes to poop in my bathtub, and will only drink water out of a glass cup on my nightstand. She loves treats, gets pumpkin broth in her breakfast and dinner, doesn’t like strangers, and will at some point suffocate me in my sleep if I let her.

Lily

This is my second daughter, Lily. She is approximately 14 years old, will not eat treats or wet food, is scared of the smell of tuna, will not let me pick her up, and will only drink water from a constant stream of water from a freshly filtered fountain. Her brown spots on her back are shaped like wings, and sometimes she likes to put her nose in my eyelashes to get a whiff. This photo depicts her paying her portion of the rent.